The Sears Tower name should be changed to "The Tower Schlongzilla"

To:  The Sears Tower

In the light of possibly changing the name of the Sears Tower to "Willis Tower", I decided to take to the virtual streets and help everyone have a voice.
heres the deal:
Skyscrapers are like the penises of buildings and Mayor Daley' name is Dick, so I went with the dick theme for the new name.
The word "Schlong" is pretty fucking funny and has seemed to lose popularity as of lately; as far as its use for penis description.

I propose we name the Tower "The Tower Schlongzilla".....

If this city wants to be remembered as being really badass motherfuckers then lets be proactive and stick our "Schlongzilla" right in the forefront and up the anuses of chicagoans everywhere.

Thanks,

Zach

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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