For too long, the users of the internet have been terrorized by evil ghosts of Michael Jackson's stepbrother. These messages, threatening the users with, among other things, the brutal rape and death of their pet dog if the user does not repost the messages, are a threat to the users' well-being and safety. It is almost impossible to browse the internet for more than a few minutes without seeing these messages.

It is obvious, from the many posts about these threats, that most internet users despise them. People have remarked on it in comments for a while now, but now, Elite Internet Justice Force of Righteousness, we the users have decided to refuse the rape ghost further access to our bandwidth, free time, and dog's eye socket. In this spirit, and in the sacred Western tradition of petitioning the proper authorities for a redress of grievances, the undersigned users of the internet hereby request that the messages be removed from any message or post in which they appear, and that the offending users be banned from posting, to prohibit further offenses.