Bring Stephen Colbert's "Americone Dream" To Canada

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On November 7 2005, Canada was exposed to truth, gravitas and balls of Stephen Colbert. He has since developped a loyal following of heroes north of the border. When Stephen needed a Hungarian bridge named after him, we were there. When he was nominated for an online viewer's choice VH1 Big In '06 award, we made our macros and let them run all day long. Simply put: Canada loves Stephen Colbert. So when Ben & Jerry's released their new "Americone Dream" ice cream flavour honouring Stephen, why wasn't it released in Canada? Could this be the work of those godless bears? We think that this is truly wrong. We aim to bring Americone Dream to Canada's freezer aisles as soon as possible!