Let me see your breasts, Ms. Alba

To:  Jessica Alba

I hereby request that you allow me to see your breasts.

I'm not trying to trick you. No camera's, no book deal describing your breasts, no website devoted to your breasts. I am merely a great admirer of yours, and would very much like a visual aid. This isn't really a sexual thing, I have a great deal of respect for you (despite "Honey") and quite simply, would like to see them.

This could very well be the greatest moment of my entire life, please don't deprive me of that.

Please Jessica, 5 seconds is all I ask. I'll buy my own plane tickets, find my own hotel, I'll even set up a time and place. You can have anyone you want there with you to verify the privacy of the venue.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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