Give Alf His Own Feature Film

To:  All Major Motion Picture Studios

Make the classic Eighties TV show, Alf, a full-length feature film! We all know there’s been a hollow place in your very soul – rifts in the intricately woven fiber of your being – that can only be replaced by the rollicking adventures of a puppet alien with an insatiable appetite for cats… and Willie! Willie, motherfu#$%er! Yeah!

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Sign this.

Now.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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