Better Fish Names

To:  Anne and Sam

Please sign this petition in agreement that the names that Anne and Sam picked for their pet fishes are horrible. Fish have a hard enough life as it is trying not to drown. Why would anyone make their life harder by giving them names that can only bring on ridicule and laughter and unnecessary diseases such as sars. Let Anne and Sam know they can not mercilessly rule other living creatures, and that mid-sized suv's are sweet.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Better Fish Names Petition to Anne and Sam was created by and written by Ryan Lamb (lambrg@muohio.edu).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.

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