OLD PEOPLE: Pants are no longer optional.

To:  The media, the seniors, the world.

OLD PEOPLE: PANTS ARE NO LONGER OPTIONAL.
For far too long we, the younger generation, have been plagued by commercials promoting the sexuality of seniors. We do not want to see old people talking about their sex lives whenever we turn on the TV. This is why we feel that commercials promoting products such as viagra should be banned from all forms of media."

We also believe, that for everyones sake, old people should not partake in sex.
It leaves us with an absolutely horrible mental picture.
In other words, chastity belts will be mandatory for anyone over the age of fifty.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The OLD PEOPLE: Pants are no longer optional. Petition to The media, the seniors, the world. was created by and written by Alyse Zotz (blessed_wreck@hotmail.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.