Just Say No to Pre-Marital Vacuum Sex

I have read the Just Say No to Pre-Marital Vacuum Sex Petition to the American people, and I hereby sign the petition:

Eligible signatories:	anyone who wish to make a solemn vow for themselves and their vacuums
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