Boycott Montreal Expos

To:  SFBL league and Chris French's mom

In 2008, expansion was offered in the SFBL private Yahoo keeper baseball league. Three new clubs were added to the league, TTOPQUINN LEGENDS, Mike's Maniacs, and Montreal Expos. Farm status for Fresh Pali and Team HGH were granted to parented Jaw Breakers through another campaign as well.



Montreal Expos, having had previous experience in Free Leagues, was used to dealing with Complete Morons. His savvy acquisition of Josh Hamilton and Molina Brother #12 for Brian McCann and Melky Cabrera has assisted in his rise towards the top.



However, ego out of control, he has rejected such offers as Chipper Jones for Hamilton, and David Ortiz AND Alex Rios for Hamilton, citing the needs for more established stars as Alex Rodriguez, David Wright, or Jose Reyes. It is unclear if any of these players 1-on-1 meets his acceptable guidelines.



At this time, the undersigned no longer wish to be offered any more offers from the Montreal Expos. Reasonable offers, should they appear at a later date, will be ignored.



PS: Chris French has a hot mom.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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