Petition American Idol's *Antonella Barba* to pose *nude* for Playboy

To:  American Idol fans and horny Americans

This is a petition to urge Antonella Barba to promise us live on American Idol that she will pose nude in Playboy if she wins. Doing so will create a win-win situation for her (and us): as she is not the best singer she will likely be eliminated soon and then quickly forgotten—her one shot at glory for ever extinguished. But by promising to pose nude in Playboy she will GUARANTEE for herself one of two positive outcomes:


1) Generate an overwhelming public support for her that would otherwise not exists thus giving her a real shot at winning

2) If American Idol is dumb enough to kick her off the show for it, that action alone will generate unprecedented news coverage. Playboy will surely step in to extend her an offer (a million dollars deal for sure). Many other venues will soon follow giving her a real shot at becoming a true celebrity


By signing this petition we pledge that:

IF ANTONELLA BARBA PROMISES US LIVE ON AMERICAN IDOL THAT SHE WILL POSE NUDE IN PLAYBOY IF SHE WINS, WE WILL DO OUR PART BY VOTING FOR HER AS MANY TIMES AS WE CAN

Antonella, this is your first and last shot at fame and fortune--the kind that most people can only dream about. Don’t end up like so many long forgotten 2nd placers in the dustbin of American Idol history! They played nice but where are they today? Look at your friend—who is talking about her since she left the show? Be the bad girl! Take control of your destiny now as you will NEVER have another chance!!!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Petition American Idol's *Antonella Barba* to pose *nude* for Playboy Petition to American Idol fans and horny Americans was created by American Idol and written by Simon and Randy (simon_and_randy@yahoo.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.

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