A Sandwich For Ms. Ann Coulter

To:  Ms. Ann Coulter's agent

Ms. Ann Coulter, one of America's most beloved authors known for her frankness, articulation, and incorruptable soul which never lies, is slowly turning into Skeletor. This petition will be circulated in hopes that, with enough signitures, we might buy her a sandwich to delay or even reverse her dangerous metamorphosis.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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