Once upon a time, England was a happy, content and rocking place. It produced people like this:



This:



And This:



But for too long now the rock fans of the United Rockdom have suffered under the shadow of the inhuman tortures of this:



And This:



There is only one man who can save us. It was recently announced that Andrew WK would be playing bass guitar for the legendary Current 93 at this May's All Tomorrow's Parties VS The Fans festival.

We British fans of Andrew have long suffered from a drought of LIVE AWK ROCK ACTION. We thus realise that Andrew's presence at what already looks to be an amazing weekend provides us and the wonderful ATP organisers with an opportunity NOT TO BE MISSED. We DEMAND a solo live set from the most inspirational, rocking and charismatic man in the world of PARTYING HARD.



By signing this petition, we fans hope to reach out to Andrew WK and to Barry, Helen and the other All Tomorrow's Parties organisers, to plead with them to allow Andrew to play a set. Even if it means The Fans backing him on kazoo and ukelele in a tiny beach hut at 4am, WE WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN. Without it, we will be the saddest festival goers of all time. With it, we would be the most overexcited and thankful human beings on the face of the planet.

PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN.