Ban Lucy Zilio From Toronto Television!!

To:  Omni Television

Okay, we all watch TV, and odds are as Toronto inhabitants, we're prone to watch Omni Television (formerly known as CFMT) to get our fix of the Simpsons, King of The Hill, or other popular sitcoms.

However, there is this one host, Lucy Zilio (http://www.cfmt.com/en_talent.shtml) - she comes on during the Simpsons (which is on at 6:00pm EST) and tries to say jokes that really aren't funny.

WE, THE UNDERSIGNED, FEEL THAT LUCY ZILIO REALLY ISN'T FUNNY, IN FACT, SHE IS ANNOYING, ADD TO THE FACT THAT OMNI TELEVISION ACTUALLY !!!CUTS OUT!!! CLASSIC MOMENTS FROM THE SIMPSONS, just so the show will fit into it's half hour time slot without losing commercial time.

You may have recognized this, during scenes like where Homer goes to Lollapalooza and it cuts just before the part where Otto's shoes talking back to him, or other monents like Homer saying "Oh man, that's the wittiest thing I've ever said, and no one will ever hear it!"

We feel that Lucy Zilio is not funny, all she does it makes jokes that really aren't funny - and all they are doing is just stealing headlines from websites like Fark.com and reading them on air.

As such, we would like Lucy Zilio to be taken off the air during television shows, and instead, let the shows play out, uncut.


LISTEN PEOPLE, I know we all sit there, watching her on TV, thinking, "Oh man, she's really not funny." or "Oh, she is so annoying!", but none of us actually do anything to stop it!

Well here's your chance, SIGN BELOW AND LET'S FREE OURSELVES FROM THE MOST ANNOYING TORONTO TV PERSONALITY!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Ban Lucy Zilio From Toronto Television!! Petition to Omni Television was created by Toronto & GTA Inhabitants and written by Toby Fisher.  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.

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