We, the fans of "Deep Fried Weekly," demand that Beepo be brought back from the dead so that new comics can be produced without having to introduce a new major character or put heavier focus on existing ones.

As fans of the comic, we have endured many periods when the comic wasn't so weekly. In particular, we experienced terrible suffering during several months of 2005 when the author completely ignored the comic so that he could do some lame job.

Please don't screw over the fans. We get enough screwing over on a daily basis - from the cashier at Taco Bell forgetting to put our seven layer burrito into the bag to the government illegally monitoring our burrito buying habits. We certainly don't need anymore.