Get Rid of Benzino

To:  All Rap Listeners

As followers and listeners of hiphop music, the time has come for us all to finally get together, across the world, and battle an injustice that has come to foil all that we have enjoyed for over 20 years. Racism? No, thats a beast we have beaten time and time again. The Underground/Commerical fued? This pales in comparision. East/West Battles? They never existed to begin with, now did they. No, my friends, what I am talkin about is the gross and horrible wackness that his been rearing its ugly head as of late, and simply...wont.......go.........away!

Benzino.

I shudder to mention the demons name again, as I dont want any "wack juice" to touch my skin or inflitrate my fragile mind. My friends, the time has come for us all to use our collective feelings for good. Underground heads and commerical heads, fairies and straight men, hoods and stockbrokers, blacks,whites,asians,persians and latinos who all dig hiphop, sign this petition. Lets show this faggot that he is a fucking joke to EVERYONE that matters.

Cmon now, who takes this fuckin clown seriously? He is a black guy still doing the italian thing with his name. Cmon dude, thats like, SO 96, ya know? At least when other rappers did it it was as an alter ego, but you...thats your fucking NAME? Booo. And dont make me get on grand pa’s raps. This motherfucka called himself “the rap martin, rap malcolm.” They only thing he has in common with those 2 great men is the fact that all 3 of their careers are pretty fuckin dead. No wait, thats incorrect, Father Time never had a career to begin with,now did he? He muscled his way into The Source and littered a once respected magazine with images of the corniest shit ever, Made Men. He then has the audacity to make it an racial issue with one artist, calling him a devil culture stealer. Nah, we all know the truth, dont we?

He is an old faggot who never quite had the talent, charisma, or ties to ever get ONE hit single. Not even one. Motherfucka, it seems like everybody gets at least ONE. Shit, off my hand I know about 15 people personally. But you? hahaha. Its never gonna happen old man.

So my call to all of you is to sign this petition, to officially MAKE BENZINO GO AWAY.

I want this to reach all places on the net, from www.sohh.com to www.soundcircuit.com to www.onthegrind.com to www.time.com to www.blackgirlonline.com to www.cnn.com to www.comedycentral.com all the way to the source.com . WE can do it yall. Lets embarass this clown with the amount of signatures we can come up with. If you have read this, email it to someone you know. Let this faggot know, NO ONE LIKES YOUR SHIT! BENZINO, YOUR WACK! GO AWAY! We would rather have Vanilla Ice back rather than deal with your shiny suit wearing 50 year old never been ass. You are a waste of fucking sperm. Holla@ a suicide pal. Then you will get the recoginzition you deserve when a pigeon shits on your tomb stone. Instead of The Source, your ass shoulda invested in the Hair Club for Men, as you are Mr Clean’s older, less talented father figure with a fetish for embarrasing himself by whatever costs. Holla!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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