We demand the production of 'The Birdman of CBGB'

To:  Hollywood

Dear Hollywood moguls,

It has recently come to our attention that a true work of creative genius has been kept from a waiting public for more than 25 years. This is an injustice on a level not seen since Watergate.

According to film critic Ken Hanke, Professor of Elitist Bastadry at Harvard University: 'The Birdman of CBGB’s that was announced in Creem magazine about 1975—complete with a photo of Roger Daltrey feeding a sparrow. According to the magazine, Daltrey played a character who was kidnapped by the Ramones and forced to feed their pet sparrow, Lou. There was, it said, a fantasy sequence that would show a naked Daltrey running along the docks of NY while longshoremen fired radioactive birdseed at him.'

We request, nay - demand! that production begin on this project immediately. No time can be lost! This will no doubt outgross Transformers II and The Dark Knight combined. Get cracking, Hollywood!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The We demand the production of 'The Birdman of CBGB' Petition to Hollywood was created by and written by Jeremy Dylan (sevenshellsmedia@gmail.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.