Harry Knowles as the Blob

To:  20th Century Fox

We, the movie going public, are shocked and appalled at this movie studio's treatment of our beloved Marvel characters. Therefore, we respectfully request that 20th Century Fox cast Harry Knowles from AICN as "The Blob" in the upcoming film Wolverine that stars Hugh Jackman.


DESIRED OUTCOME?

The best Marvel characterization in history.


HOW LONG WILL WE CAMPAIGN?

Until Harry Knowles Blob takes his rightful place in film history alongside other famous disgusting characters such as Jabba the Hut, Fat Bastard, Slimer and John Belushi.


WHO TO CONTACT?

Bloated Bastards, Incorporated at harryknowlesblob@mailinator.com
http://www.freewebs.com/cyberphobiamain/

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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