Get Primus to Tour Europe

To:  Primus c/o Les Claypool

We, the adoring European fans of the band "Primus" hereby demand that Les Claypool, Larry LaLonde and Tim Alexander perform together as "Primus" on a tour of various European venues by the end of the year 2010. We have waited for ten long years in desperate hope that the band would appease us but, alas, it has not yet come to be. We have now reached a point where we feel definitive action is necessary and we will not rest until we are satisfied.
We are calling for an extensive tour of the continent of Europe in order to make amends for the lack of European shows over the past decade. This tour must consist of a minimum of 15 shows.
Les, Ler and Tim: your supporters in Europe are many and we have not given up on you, even though you appear to have neglected us.
We will endeavour to provide you with the best of facilities and cuisine to your delicate tastes.

We are indeed a grand and noble audience and we have stood up to be counted.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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