This petition is a document in support of gerrymandering Baxter Trapp into creating an account at Twitter.com, insofar as it is understood that he will not be nudged or forced in any way to update said Twitter more than once a week. In the event that Trapp does not tweet on a weekly basis, remedial action may be taken - however, any such action must first be approved by this Committee.

In signing this petition, you are simply stating that you support Baxter Trapp and his musings, and wish for them to be shared with the world in a public domain.