The Petition to End All Petitions

To:  Petition Online

We, the undersigned, believe that the automated online petition is to public opinion what aerosol cheese is to haute cuisine. We hereby petition that anyone who attempts to use an online petition to further their cause be beaten repeatedly about the head with sticks until they either see the error of their ways, or stop seeing entirely.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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