Reinstate Patrick McMenomy

To:  Earth

As you all know (thanks to Chief Advisor Justin Lascek), Patrick McMenomy has been tyrannically removed from Facebook for his persona known as "Chits Tained Bawls". The Patrick McMenomy fan club needs your help in restoring his beloved name to the World of Facebook. If you agree with everyone else on Earth, then sign this petition to get our friend reinstated and allowed to use whatever name he so chooses.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Reinstate Patrick McMenomy Petition to Earth was created by Members of the Patrick McMenomy fan club and written by Sean Parker (sean6866@yahoo.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.