We, the undersigned, totally think Ne-Yo's "So Sick" is a decent song. Cool, laid-back, catchy, all those kinds of things. The thing is, it's on the radio all the goddamned time. Seriously, on more than one occasion we have turned from one station playing it to another station that's also playing it. While we admire this sort of crossover success, it's getting a little ridiculous.

And so we petition you, Greg Thompson, head of radio promotion for Island / Def Jam, to stop getting radio stations to play the song so much. We're not saying totally pull it--I'm sure if we heard it once in a while (and, just to stress, we are sporadic radio listeners at best) we would mildly enjoy it. But you are wasting your money paying for all these spins. We understand you want to break this dude, but why not play that Ghostface song he sings on instead? We would totally enjoy that. But we feel it is in our mutual interest for you to cut down on the radio play: you will save money, and we will not want to write you snotty petitions like this anymore. We all promise to download it from iTunes or something. Seriously. Please.