Dye Conan O'Brien's Body Hair Blue

To:  Everyone

This petition is to urge Conan O'Brien to dye his body hair from the neck down blue, pubes and all. This way, with his body red white and blue, he'll be the true voice of America!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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