The Steelers NEED Statues of the Steel Curtain!

To:  Dan Rooney, Steelers owner

Hear ye, hear ye! Folks, it is time for the Pittsburgh Steelers to build statues of the legendary players on the "Steel Curtain" defense to be displayed in front of Heinz Field.

How tall, you say? At least 10 feet, but preferably 100! They should be towering, awesome monuments that will shock, awe and shock all enemies of the Pittsburgh Steelers. These "enemies" include but are not limited to the Cincinatti Bengals (when they're not in jail), the dirty Cleveland Browns, the New England Patriots and all of their fans, and all other naysayers.

If you believe in this just and righteous cause, then add your John Hancock to this petition! And if you don't like it, well, suck it!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The The Steelers NEED Statues of the Steel Curtain! Petition to Dan Rooney, Steelers owner was created by Dave Dameshek's Sports Contraption and written by Dave Dameshek, Stephen Greenwell and Tom Cunningham (sgre6768@gmail.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.

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