Hear ye, hear ye! Folks, it is time for the Pittsburgh Steelers to build statues of the legendary players on the "Steel Curtain" defense to be displayed in front of Heinz Field.

How tall, you say? At least 10 feet, but preferably 100! They should be towering, awesome monuments that will shock, awe and shock all enemies of the Pittsburgh Steelers. These "enemies" include but are not limited to the Cincinatti Bengals (when they're not in jail), the dirty Cleveland Browns, the New England Patriots and all of their fans, and all other naysayers.

If you believe in this just and righteous cause, then add your John Hancock to this petition! And if you don't like it, well, suck it!