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For years, I have watched Count Chocula, Boo Berry, & Frankenberry cereals disappear from shelves across the world.

It calls to mind a lament for the Fruit Brute.
(Though to request General Mills return him would be ludicrous & decidedly a wasteful argument.)

I only request that General Mills discontinue the use of its "Monster Cereals" as some kind of seasonal promotional tool & return it to its rightful place: Shelf three from the floor in every major supermarket across the globe EVERYDAY OF THE YEAR.

Count Chocula & friends should not scream "Halloween" they should scream "Good Morning".

Consider each signature a deposit of $5 on a box of cereal opportunity that was missed by your company.