Publish 'The Dalai Camel - The New Messiah in Town'

To:  Any Big Time Snooty Publishers

We the undersigned, do hereby petition any damn publisher worth their salt, to publish the DC’s new biography, “The Dalai Camel – The New Messiah in Town!”

But understand this: We the undersigned are not interested in just any run-of-the-mill novel manufacturer! No, we the undersigned want only the best for our new “Messiah” – only because he makes us laugh our friggin’ spiritual asses off!

He therefore deserves the worldwide attention that is possibly destined to come his way. And we – the proud, the few, the undersigned - mean to expedite that process!

So if you do not possess the means to turn a silly manuscript into Numero F’n Uno on The New York Times Best Seller list, then hit the road, Jack! But if you are a large publisher, then you should count your sweet blessings, because you are being given this opportunity to help his Holiness, The Dalai Camel, which means you’ve just doubled the number of blessings you have in store for you!

And so we thank you knowing full well it is you who should be thanking us for this great and hallowed (hollow) opportunity.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Publish 'The Dalai Camel - The New Messiah in Town' Petition to Any Big Time Snooty Publishers was created by and written by Craig E. R. (thedalaicamel@aol.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.