Let R.u.s.s Cuddle a Jonas brother

To:  Jonas Brothers

We the people understand that R.u.s.s has an aching crush on not one, but all of the Jonas Brothers. He loves their matching outfits and their gentle, sensuous singing voices. We also understand that his feels certain urges towards them - nothing wrong or dirty, he would just like to snuggle with them and softly caress their curly hair. Perhaps, if the mood was right, and the stars were shining peacefully in the night sky he would steal a kiss or two. OH HOW BEAUTIFUL IT WOULD BE.

Unfortunately, his dream cannot yet be realized. But hopefully through this petition YOU can help one man achieve his dream - Sign now and help R.u.s.s cuddle a Jonas Brother!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Let R.u.s.s Cuddle a Jonas brother Petition to Jonas Brothers was created by and written by Lulu Jane (louisatest1@gmail.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.