It is our sincere belief that the petition entitled "Renewed artistic direction for Diablo 3" is frivolous, spurious, and misguided, and that those who sign it and perpetuate it online are mentally challenged, perhaps on the level of Tamarin Monkeys or some other, lesser lifeform.

To that end we forward this petition to halt the circulation of the "Renewed artistic direction for Diablo 3" petition, on behalf of sane individuals and internet users everywhere who understand that there's a war and an energy crisis going on, for fuck's sake.