Legalization of Daedric Worship

To:  Those of you who want to escape from the hordes of Oblivion!

The Daedra are upset with us mortals. Soon they will invade Tamriel.
Those of you who ally now with them shall be spared. Let us all join
now once again, and legalize the right for Daedric Worship. It is our
only chance of survival!

Those of you who do not know, the Daedra are
what might be called deities on the world of the ELDER SCROLLS
(www.elderscrolls.com) games. A full list of them is presented here:


Azura, whose sphere is dusk and dawn, the magic inbetween realms of
twilight; known by the names The Daedric Prince of Moonshadow, Mother
of the Rose, and Queen of the Night Sky.

Boethiah, whose sphere is deceit and conspiracy, and the secret plots
of murder, assasination, treason, and unlawful overthrow of authority.

Clavicus Vile, whose sphere is the granting of power and wishes
through ritual invocations and pact.

Hermaeus Mora, whose sphere is scrying of the tides of fate, of the
past and future as read in the stars and heaven, and in whose dominion
are the treasures of knowledge and memory.

Hircine, whose sphere is the hunt, the sports of daedra, the greatest
game, the chase and sacrifice of mortals; known by the names The
Huntsman of The Princes, and The Father of Manbeasts.

Malacath, whose sphere is the patronage of the spurned and octracized,
and the sworn oath, and the bloody curse.

Mehrunes Dagon, whose sphere is destruction, change, revolution,
energy, and ambition.

Mephala, whose sphere is abscured to mortals; known by the names
Webspinner, Spinner, and Spider; whose only consistent theme seems to
be interference in the affairs of mortals for her amusement.

Meridia, whose sphere is also obscured to mortals; who is associated
with the energies of living things.

Molag Bal, whose sphere is the domination and enslavement of mortals;
whose desire is the harvest the souls of mortals and to bring mortals
souls within his sway by spreading seeds of strife and discord in the
mortal realms.

Namira, whose sphere is the ancient darkness; known as the Spirit
Daedra, ruler of sundry dark and shadowy spirits; associated with
spiders, insects, slugs, and other repulsive creatures which inspire
mortals with an instinctive revulsion.

Nocturnal, whose sphere is the night and darkness; who is known as The
Night Mistress.

Peryite, whose sphere is the ordering of the lowest order of The
Oblivion; who is known as Taskmaster.

Sanguine, whose sphere is hedonistic revelry and debaucherie, and
passionate indulgences of darker natures.

Sheogorath, whose sphere is madness and whose motives are unknowable.

Vaernima, whose sphere is the realm of dreams and nightmares, and from
whose realm issues forth evil omens.


Let us all unite for our long-forgotten ancestors!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Legalization of Daedric Worship Petition to Those of you who want to escape from the hordes of Oblivion! was created by Channel #Omnia on ChatSpike and written by General Edor Crespin (prince.sheogorath@gmail.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.

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