Petition Regarding the Douchebaggery of Jones

To:  Dan Jones

We the people of the Krew, and all associated groups, subgroups and Velasqui, hereby present this online petition for the cause of a decrease in the douchebaggery of a Mr. Danial Bernard Kitchner Jones Junior.

We realize the sheer doucheyness of Mr. Jones is so overwhelming that he takes any mention of it in stride. And while to a certain degree his nonchalance is humorous, there comes a time where he just needs to realize that it is not always appreciated.

Or in other words, he should shut the fuck up sometimes. Cause, you know, he's a douche.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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