End All Petitions

To:  Everyone

This is a petition to force everyone on the internet to stop it with the all the god-damned petitions - as we all know, the internet is a series of tubes, and these petitions are clogging up the tubes and slowing down my precious porn downloads. Stop the insanity! Sign the petition! End ALL Petitions!!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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