Impeach Bush for killing his dog!

To:  U.S. Congress

A recent story in a well-known national newspaper stated that George W. Bush killed his dog, Barney. Why? Because he peed on a rug in the White House that was from 1897.

Bush purportedly kicked the dog in the ribs multiple times, which caused massive internal bleeding. Barney had to be euthanised later that evening.

The story was originally printed in the Washington Post. It was a small blurb in the Nation section on April 7th. It was retracted the very next day at the behest of a White House spokesperson. However, a White House employee who wishes to remain anonymous has come forth and said that it is a true story.

Please sign the below petition to have Bush impeached!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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