Demand Dunkin Donuts stop serving coffee

To:  Dunkin Donuts

In light of the recent controversy, in which brave patriots like you pressured Dunkin Donuts to remove adds that featured fake chef and cutie pie Rachel Ray wearing a scarf that resembled those popular with Arab men, it is obvious that their anti American pro terrorist sympathies do not stop there. Dunkin Donuts has recently launched an aggressive advertising campaign pushing its coffee into the blurry eyed faces of an unsuspecting American Public. Coffee, for the clueless, is a drink that is widely drunk throughout the Arab world most likely even by terrorists. Would the September 11th highjackers have been able to make early morning flights without this highly addictive substance? Dunkin will not rest until this terror fueling beverage makes its way down the throats of evey American man women, and child. This petition is to demand that Dunkin Donuts does the right thing and cease the sale of this caustic terror inciting drink.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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