Omni Dazzle tells lies! Omni Dazzle sells lies!

I am VEHEMENTLY OPPOSED to this entertainment behemoth, and swear to forsake its programming (television and theatrical), merchandising, or anything else by which Omni Dazzle stands to profit.* Furthermore, I shall promote these beliefs in all public forums where free speech is encouraged.

(If I am an artist) I also agree to incorporate the spirit of this protest into my own art -- or (If I am not an artist) I agree to speak publicly (and at my own expense) at one public gathering space per week on this matter -- until Dom Casual & Bella Hagen get an apology from Omni Dazzle, delivered PERSONALLY AND PUBLICALLY by Mr. Dick McMannan.

*With the exception of the feature film Come Fly With Me Nude, which I will make every effort to see upon its theatrical release (paying full admission price).