The Petition That Will Never Be Signed

To:  Everyone

This isn't your average petition. This petition actually, is quite different that any other you have seen. Because the goal isn't to get the most signatures... it's to get NONE. Thats right, the goal of this petition is for it to NEVER get signed.

Why? Because if you do sign, you will be haunted by George Bush for 7 nights, until YOU BECOME HIM! And if you sign you like Hanna Montana. And eating puppies, and well, everything you DONT like.

But it's no fun if no one see's this. So spread the news, right in your blog, make a Youtube video, a chain mail, even another petition. Just DONT SIGN.

Lets see how long this will last..

a day? a month? a year?

If you must discuss this petition. do it here:

http://thatpetition.webs.com/

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The The Petition That Will Never Be Signed Petition to Everyone was created by and written by Joke R. Rotwin (warioandbob@gmail.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.