Whip 'Em Out Uwe: A Petition to Make Director Uwe Boll Show Us His Balls

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To:  anyone who wants Uwe Boll to show us his balls (you sickos)

Director Uwe Boll has made a name for himself as an outspoken critic of his critics. He has called the people who have dared to speak out against his movies basically morns and cynics. He has challenged some of them to a boxing match. Now he's said he'll quit if a petition gathers more than 1 million signatures.

We, for one, hope that doesn't happen. Don't get us wrong. We think his movies are total crap. Some of them actually make us jealous of blind people. We just appreciate his honesty and his candor in a business where you can buy yourself a lie just to make yourself look better. In response to the petition, he actually said he is the only genius in this industry.

Wow, that takes quite a huge pair of balls. So let's see them. A statement so big must mean he's packing a pair that rival the moon, the Earth and even the sun itself.

It's time for Uwe, for once, to put his mouth where his balls are.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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