Bring back the chinstrap

To:  Ebb

Ebb once had a beard, a beard of great splendor and manliness. It spread fortune and joy throughout all it came in contact with. Several weeks ago, everything changed. Ebb shaved his glorious chin strap, and the effects became apparent almost immediately. Birds stopped singing, the grass stopped growing, even DC's badass glow dulled to a point where sheets were required on those cold African nights. In short, the world NEEDS the fountain of good that only Ebb's facial hair can produce. Bring back the hair!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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