Kill Ersan

To:  Ersan

Ersan should be killed for the reasons including, but not limited to, those listed here:





- For the good of the Atlantic Ocean.


- To stop acid rain.


- To prevent the epidemic that is people talking like corn.


- To steal his underpants.


- ???


- PROFIT!!!


- He stabs people.


- Liquid bread.


- He smells like little girl.


- To save Geoffrey the Giraffe.


- The longer Ersan survives, the more likely it is that Sweden will become an economic power-house.


- OMG PIE!!!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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