Bring Back Fast Lane Tea!

To:  Mo Siegel & Celestial Seasonings' Marketing Dept.

Fast Lane tea, one of the finest caffeinated beverages available on the planet Earth, was recently discontinued by Celestial Seasonings. Over the life of its existence, this tea, discovered by many to be a superior alternative to coffee, became the "rejuvenator of choice" to untold numbers of bleary-eyes students, tired working people, sleep-deprived parents, coffee-converts, and pretty much anyone who had things to do but needed a little jump-start to get their wheels turning.

With the disappearance of Fast Lane, many fans of the energizing tea have found themselves facing an abysmal dilemma. What can possibly even come close to replacing a tea that not only tastes so fantastic, but is such a useful and integral part of life? I, for one, am at a loss to replace it. I can only do the Desperate Consumer's Discontinued Product Dance, and (much to the chagrin of anyone happening to read it) I can write very bad Seuss-style poetry like this:

A "Siegel" Serenade (Mo Siegel, Founder and Chairman, Celestial Seasonings)

In all my life I've yet to see
A drink as good as Fast Lane tea.
It lifts me up when I am down
And simply helps me get around.

I'm not alone in my dismay
That it cannot be found today.
To say we're lost and feeling low
Would understate our plight, and so...

I beg you from my saddened heart,
Please do not make us be apart
From tea that really makes our day...
Please, bring it back! Please! Right away!

In my idealistic opinion, one person *can* make a difference, and there *is* strength in numbers. With that rosy pipe-dream tucked firmly and defiantly under my arm, I ask you, tea-drinker or not, to lend your support to this worthy cause. Please help me in my endeavor to convince Mo Siegal and Celestial Seasonings' Marketing Department to BRING BACK FAST LANE TEA by signing this easy online petition.

My deep thanks and genuine appreciation go out to every signer.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Bring Back Fast Lane Tea! Petition to Mo Siegel & Celestial Seasonings' Marketing Dept. was created by Movement to bring back Celestial Seasonings Fast Lane tea and written by Eva L. Barnes.  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no express or implied endorsement of this petition by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. The petition scripts are created by Mike Wheeler at Artifice, Inc.  For Technical Support please use our simple Petition Help form.

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