Make fat people lose weight.

To:  Normal people who hate fat people.

Here is my plan for fat people. Make hats with a stick pointing foward. Then tie bacon to a string and make the fat people run after it. Every 8 hours we change bacon and feed them the old bacon. When they lose enough weight we can let them into normal society, without the bacon hat.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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