Ellen Feiss Is Hot

To:  Ellen Feiss

We, the undersigned, agree that Ellen Feiss, of Apple Computer's "Switch" ad campaign (http://www.apple.com/switch/ads/ellenfeiss.html), is hot. We also agree that we'd like to boink her all night long.

And while we all agree this isn't really a petition, we still want to participate in said boinking.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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