Figwit Needs an Action FIgure

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The Fans of Figwit Demand a GORGEOUS action figure for our GORGEOUS elf!

It is sad to see the UGLY orcs get all the plastic attention... where is our figwit!? Quite possibly the most beautiful creature in the film and he doesn't even get the time of day in merchandising!

This petition is to let the world know that we want our Figwit dental floss kit to leave our pouty smiles sparkling clean! We want our Figwit action figure with "PLUCK YOU" action! We demand our Figwit night lights, Figwit Party favors and Figwit Cola!

The fans have spoken!