Pardon of Eric Raymond's sentence to be confined to the undergound caverns of hell (for all eternity) -

To:  God

As a good and God fearing Christian/Muslim/Jew, I have always been careful in my actions as to not offend
you, God/Allah/Yahweh. Quite recently I discovered a webpage which displays blasphemous images and text ,
and the author of this webpage informed me of his fear of spending his eternal afterlife in hell. He is convinced
that through his worldly actions, you are plotting to deny him access to Heaven, merely because he is proud to
say that he is, in fact, better than you, and your only son, Jesus.

Quite frankly, I don't think a one-man jury can cut it in this day and age. God/Allah/Yahweh, the fact is no matter
how smart you think you are, you probably aren't all that. By signing this petition I agree that you are not the
be-all/end-all when it comes to judging people, and am hoping that if Eric is successful in gaining enough
signatures on this petition, you will grant him a pardon of the hell sentence you will no doubt inflict upon
his soul when he dies. You shouldn't be able to incur an eternity of torture on someone just because he called
you a bad name, and I also believe you are probably power tripping. God/Allah/Yahweh, just take it down a
notch, get back to basics, quit being a whiny bitch, and chill.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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