All One Legged Weasels Born Under the Right Side Of A Watermelon

To:  All One Legged Weasels Born Under the Right Side Of A Watermelon

Dear All One Legged Weasels Born Under the Right Side Of A Watermelon,
We, the people living in the undergarments of all One Armed Ponies currently listed in Forbes Magazine, would like to request that all One Legged Weasels Born Under the Right Side Of A Watermelon quietly yet swiftly and gingerly relocate all cheddar cheese that they may own to a barn that will henceforth be known as "OJ Simpson's House". Thank you and may fungus infect all Red necked hens that may or may not cross your path.

Semi-sincerely,
A Fishstick

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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