The Bring Back The Flat-Top
Wig Makers of the World and Will Smith
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We the undersigned are outraged by the lack of flat-tops in our society, the youth of today are morally deterioting due to the spread of the ironic mullet and the rude-boy-gangsta-fro. Its time that stars such as yourself grow back the coolest hairstyle that has bestowed anyone's head...ever.
And to the novelty wig makers out there, give the rasta-hat with fake dreads and lame afros a break, and embrace the..(read in robotic voice)..FLAT TOP.