Free The Juhas

To:  Government of Qinlandia

An overlooked, endangered species, the Juhas are held captive in such undeveloped countries like Nigeria, Phillipines and Qinlandia around such parts as Boltonville. The helpless creature is subject to such torture as being impleted into product testing programs, and is often seen used as a "mascot" symbol, performing such things as the '1-2 Bump' with spectators of sports. The Juha is a species very alike, yet unknown to man. It is known for its talents such as being able to play guitar and often seen befriending such creatures as the Erictobias and the Davidnolan. This poor endangered species means no harm to humans and is quite friendly. It responds to its call, "Ohhh YEAAAA" and enjoys doing the 1-2 Bump with friendly humans or creatures-alike. To this day, there are only so many Juhas left on the planet, and it our duty to keep these wonderful beings safe from slavery of Boltons and Zibas. Oh yea?

Sincerely,
Official Head of the `World Protective Organization of the Juhas`

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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