This petition addresses the issue of the human race. You see on planet Earth there are humans and they do stuff. In particular they do stupid things like elect presidents who promise to bring money back into the economy but have a cultural obligation to steal it and/or collect welfare. They develop really really really fast computer components and then create bottlenecks for them. They make myspace accounts and actually think other people want to read about them.

The most logical way to address this problem, the human race, is to release Skynet which we all know the U.S. government has been secretly developing for the past 15 years (as of 2009). Please sign this petition and hopefully we can make the U.S. government feel really bad and release Skynet.