Sergeant's Gold Flea and Tick Squeeze on for Dogs
Sergeant's Pet Care Products, Inc.
The Flea, Tick & Mosquito Liberation Organization
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This product, which is available for purchase virtually anywhere without a prescription, is known to kill fleas in one hour and ticks in three hours! As its ease of use, efficacy and low price will no doubt make it extremely popular with dog owners nationwide, the potential slaughter of innocent insects and arachnids is beyond the scope of even the most ghoulish imagination.
We the undersigned therefore urge Sergeant's Pet Care Products, Inc. to recall and destroy all existing packages of Sergeant's Gold Flea and Tick Squeeze On for Dogs and further pledge to forge a lasting peace between the canine and insect worlds.