Convince The Government to Build a Time Machine by forcing Movie Theaters to Play Time Machine (1960)

To:  Movie Theaters in the USA, specifically the states represented by stars on the Flag.

The following undersigned hereby petition and strongly oppose the movement for movie theaters to continue showing new releases. All locations nationwide must begin showing The Time Machine (1960) so as to convince The Government to invent a time machine. Pearl Harbor taught them to fly airplanes and other stuff off of boats with big flat roads built ontop of them, and the government looked at the behind the scenes footage to learn how it was done. Now look at the US Navy, a product of The Government. Topgun was another success story. After The Government watched that movie, they made an airforce base to train people to fly air planes for flying in, and sometimes fighting with if they are really feeling froggy.

Therefore, we muscht(pronounced with a sean connery accent) all stand up against the movie theatres! Only buy gas on days that they show The Time Machine (1960) in theatres! Don't go shopping until they show the movie everywhere! No more walking around! Everything should stop until this country stands up for what it believes in and unites at the theaters!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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