WHEREAS: Mr. Moylan has a history of writing amusing recaps of reality television shows, including but not limited to "Project Runway" and MTV's "The City."
WHEREAS: Mr. Moylan is not writing recaps of "Project Runway" this season.
WHEREAS: The weekly liveblog is not an adequate substitute for those Gawker readers without cable television who must watch Project Runway episodes the day after they are aired on www.mylifetime.com.
WHEREAS: Famous rich person, and former "The City" cast member Olivia Palermo was a Guest Judge on Episode 10 of "Project Runway" season nine, entitled "Sew 70's".
WHEREAS: The aforementioned episode is rife with opportunities for witty commentary.
BE IT THEREFORE RESOLVED: That Brian Moylan write a recap of the aforementioned episode of Project Runway.